Weird and Random Letter in the Mail

June 7, 2009

Yesterday, as I opened my mail, I noticed an unusual letter.  Unusual, in that it was handwritten, postmarked locally, and had a local but unfamiliar return address.  I was pretty intrigued (I lead a glamorous life, don’t I?), so I opened it right away.  And, 24 hours later, I’m still quite confused.  Here’s the text of the letter – any help in solving this mystery?

9-Mar-09 25-April-09 20-May-09 3-Jun-09

Dear Mr & Mrs. Kowske, Burke, Novo, Holls, Grundig,

How are you?  And your family?

Just a note, to tell you, our son Dan, turns 401, this year.  If you’d like to send him a card or something, his address is:

(redacted)

He & his wife Mary tell us the “grandkids” are doing well.

I’m sure you’ve noticed the “clothes & shoes crisis” in our town.  Have you (& family) & neighbors tried to shop at the (redacted) mall?

There’s a food court (Master Wok, Salad Creations, McDonalds, Soaku Sushi).

You can buy purses wallets, coin purses, luggage, handbags, belts, keychains, travel cases at “Louis Vuitton” “Aldo Accessories” “Claire’s” “Johnson & Murphy” “Stuart Weitzman” “Brighton Collectibles” “Laura Ashley”, “Lids” advertises “hats for sale” but there are complaints, the store only puts baseball caps in front, and you have to ask for winter hats, scarfs, earmuffs, etc.

Love,

(redacted).

Huh??  Is this a scam letter?  Someone who is losing their mind?  Someone who is angry they can’t buy a winter hat at Lids?  I am confused.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Anna June 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm

What is this, Mad Libs? How weird is that? Can you do a web search on the address? Is it postmarked in your town?

admin June 7, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Anna – the return address is a legit address in my town, and the name on the letter is the actual owner of the home. It’s postmarked in Central MA, not my town, but close enough.

Kristen June 7, 2009 at 4:33 pm

That is weird. Pretty funny though! Hopefully someone saves the clothes and shoes! ;) It does seem that the letter writer is not a fan of the ‘Lids’ store set up. Maybe they were hoping that you could help them with that??

admin June 7, 2009 at 4:57 pm

LOL! Save the clothes and shoes, save the world!

Jo Y June 8, 2009 at 6:27 am

How strange and why so many crossings out???

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